“The Red Dragon Social Club“, to give it its full title is either a collection of short stories or one longer work depending upon your point of view. The original idea was simple – I wanted to do something related to wife-swapping – but I really wanted to make it different.
So the idea that I hit upon was a sort of social club, based in a rural pub in a reasonably posh (fictional) commuter village half-way between Sheffield and Manchester. The administrators of said social club were the couple that ran the pub. And although some of the details changed, the basic premise was always the same – random chance would decide which couple got together and give them some details about how they should get together and what they should do. Let me give you an example.
Girl A draws four pices of paper from four separate bowls:
- The first note gives an idea of location. It might be somewhere specific, like “The car” or somewhere less specific like “Garden”.
- The second note contains some form of sexual practice. Again this could be specific or generic, an action or a concept, so it might be “oral”, “exhibitionism”, “striptease”, “behind” or “uniform”.
- The third is the wildcard and can be absolutely anything: “belt”, “internet”, “hair”, “white”, “wet”.
- The final note would contain the name of the woman’s male partner is their escapade.
Each person in the club contributes one item to each pot (apart from the male names, obviously)
So, once Girl A has drawn her pieces of paper – for example, “Shop”, “Girl on top”, “White” – she takes them to Man B (the name she has drawn). From that point Man B has two weeks to work out how to combine these things and arrange to meet Girl A and carry them out. Every other week (every other Sunday in the story) the group get together and all the girls report to the group what they have done. I think there was some sort of ranking, league table type thing in some versions of the story.
I never approached anyone about publishing these stories – I think the only place I’ve ever published them is on Literotica. The characters are (in most versions of the story):
The characters:
Peter and Cathy Cross
Owners of the Red Dragon pub. They are both in their mid thirties.
Terry and Jayne Lomas
The oldest couple in the story. Terry is 50 and a banker in Manchester. He is a stylish 50-year old. Jayne is a stunning blonde 45-year old who does not work.
Laurent and Robyn de Vaux
Laurent is a 37-year old former French international footballer who has retired after finishing his career playing in Sheffield. Robyn is a divorce lawyer who fell for him while negotiating his divorce from his first wife. She is a 32-year old of African-American descent.
Brian and Kelly McClaren
Brian is 24 and works for his father’s haulage firm. Kelly is a stunning 21-year old blonde who works as a primary school teacher at the local school.
Ryan and Michelle Flaherty
Ryan is 28 and works for a motorbike shop & garage in Sheffield. They also sponsor him in his career as a bike racer, in which he is a promising amateur. Michelle is 25-year old WPC with the local constabulary.
At this point I have a confession to make. Because I’m such a geek and, as previously stated I was interested in the story and consistency etc, I actually simulated this draw by writing loads of words out and drawing hem at random to make the draw that the characters would have to play out. The details of this draw are as follows – I did two weeks worth of draws to make sure the full-length version would reach novel length:
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Girl |
Location |
Practice |
Random Word |
Guy |
First Week |
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Michelle |
Toilet |
Lapdance |
Belt |
Brian |
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Kelly |
Cinema |
Voyeurism |
Internet |
Peter |
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Robyn |
Garden |
Massage |
Wedding |
Ryan |
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Jayne |
Car |
Striptease |
Radio |
Laurent |
|
Cathy |
Boat |
Behind |
Hair |
Terry |
Second Week |
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Michelle |
Carpet |
Masturbation |
Schoolgirl |
Laurent |
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Kelly |
Kitchen |
Uniform |
Shopping |
Terry |
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Robyn |
Shop |
Girl On Top |
White |
Peter |
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Jayne |
Office |
Lingerie |
Wet |
Ryan |
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Cathy |
Church |
Strap-on |
Thong |
Brian |
The first – and so far, I think, only – synopsis looks like this. The synopsis is very vague and reflects that I had work to do thinking about how to combine all the things that I’d just worked so hard to imagine!
Synopsis:
The story opens with the existing couples (all bar Ryan and Michelle) upstairs at the Red Dragon. Peter and Cathy are holding court and the motion has just been carried to allow entry to Ryan and Michelle, to replace some other couple that have left. The party go downstairs and, one couple at a time, Cathy introduces Ryan and Michelle to the other members.(This serves to introduce the reader to each of the main characters)
After the pub has closed and the rest of the staff gone home, they all go upstairs. Peter goes through the rules for the benefit of the new couple. One at a time, starting with the new girl, the women go up to collect their balls. The balls come out as per the first week’s picks above.(This serves to introduce the swapping procedure to the reader)
First up is Brian and new girl Michelle. They have to combine ‘Toilet’, ‘Lapdance’, and ‘belt’. Michelle naturally assumes that she will be expected to perform a lap dance for Brian, and is secretly very excited about that, although nervous too as she has never done a lap dance for anyone before. However, when she gets her instructions from Brian, they say that she has to dress up as though she were going somewhere really posh. Brian takes Michelle to a posh lap-dancing club in Manchester. They watch a couple of pole dances/strip shows, then Brian takes her into the back for a private dance. Michelle receives a lap dance from a stunning red head. After the dance, Brian takes Michelle backstage to the dancer’s changing room where they are joined by the dancer. It is then Michelle’s turn to give a lap dance to the girl while Brian watches. After the dance, the girl removes Brian’s belt and uses it to secure Michelle to the plumbing whilst Brian has sex with the dancer in/on the toilet.
Second is Brian’s wife Kelly with Red Dragon landlord Peter who have to combine ‘cinema’, ‘voyeurism’ and ‘internet’.
Third is Robin and new boy Ryan who have to combine ‘garden, ‘massage’ and ‘wedding’.
Fourth are Jayne and Laurent, who have to combine ‘car’, ‘striptease’ and ‘radio’. Late at night, Laurent takes her for a ride in the car. They drive up to a local lover’s lane, a picnic area with a stunning view overlooking a vertical drop into the gorge. Laurent turns on the car radio and, illuminated by the car headlights, Jayne performs a strip-tease dance for him. During the course of the show a couple of other cars turn up, and the occupants are aroused by the show. Laurent films the whole scene.
Last in the first week of picks is pub landlady Cathy with Terry, who have to combine ‘boat’, ‘behind’ and ‘hair’. Terry takes Cathy on a day trip on a canal boat along the Peak Forest Canal. The day is beautiful and the canal is secluded and quiet. After a leisurely picnic Terry tells Cathy of his plans. She strips naked and, on a blanket on top of the boat and in full daylight, Terry shaves her pubic hair, so that she is completely bald. After that they have sex on top of the boat, culminating in the doggy position.
They all meet up and swap stories and the Red Dragon. The ladies give their scores and plaudits are given and received. Cathy has a warning for the assembled party – she has heard that the local busybodies of the WI have told the new rector that the pub is being used for something deeply immoral. Cathy warns everyone to watch out, but also adds spice to the next round of games by saying that extra points will be awarded to any couple that can somehow involve the rector, WI or church without their knowledge! (The rector and WI try to interfere after every mission throughout the next week)
The girls start the drawing process. As newcomers Michelle gets to go first. She draws the Frenchman Laurent, and the words ‘carpet’, ‘masturbation’ and ‘schoolgirl’.
Next is Kelly, who draws Terry and the words ‘kitchen’, ‘uniform’ and ‘shopping’.
Third is Robyn, who has to share ‘shop’, ‘girl on top’ and ‘white’.
Penultimate in the last round is Jayne, who draws ‘office’, ‘lingerie’, ‘wet’ and new boy Ryan.
Last up is Cathy, who draws the youngest man in the group Brian, and the words ‘church’, ‘strap-on’ and ‘thong’. Brian tells her that she must accompany him to evensong at the church and he tells her what to wear underneath her long leather coat. During the service, he tells her she must discreetly strip off the clothes she is wearing underneath her coat until she is left wearing only her thong. After the sermon, Brian spends some time talking to the new rector and invites him to the next Red Dragon meeting. After the service they disappear round the back of the church where they have sex. During the sex, Brian’s wife Kelly appears, wearing a strap-on. Brian and Kelly proceed to double penetrate Cathy.
Towards the end of the meeting, it is announced that the new rector has shown up and is waiting in the bar downstairs. Cathy says to invite him up. The crowd gasp, but Peter and Cathy are prepared. By the time the rector has ascended the stairs, they have changed the seating slightly and now appear to be showing holiday slides. The rector looks surprised. Peter continues to give a chat on his holiday slides. Cathy keeps plying him with drinks so that he’s getting quite drunk. She has a quiet word on the sly with the two youngest girls, Kelly and Michelle. When the others leave, Kelly and Michelle seduce the new rector, enticing him into all sorts of lewd acts. Cathy takes pictures of the whole episode.
The next day, the new rector receives a hand-written note and a photo in the post. The note says, the Red Dragon Social Club will be meeting every other Sunday as normal. PS, thanks for last night! When he looks at the picture, he sees it’s a picture of him with the two girls.
Chapters finished so far:
Prologue and Chapter 1
This serves to introduce the main charactersm and sees the first draw take place.
http://kyzkuu.wordpress.com/2008/10/29/the-red-dragon-social-club-prologue-and-chapter-1/
Chapter 2 – Brian and Michelle
See how Brian combines “Toilet”, “Lapdance” and “Belt” to give Michelle a taste of the high life.
http://kyzkuu.wordpress.com/2008/10/29/the-red-dragon-social-club-chapter-2/
Chapter 3 – Laurent and Jayne
Laurent drives Jayne out to the local lovers’ lane to combine “Car”, “Striptease” and “Radio”.
http://kyzkuu.wordpress.com/2008/10/29/the-red-dragon-social-club-chapter-3/
That’s about as far as I can find I went with these stories. I was getting really good feedback on Literotica, so I opened the story up and said if someone wanted to pick two characters and provide any three words, I would do my best to combine these into a new story:
“Remember – the future of this storyline is now over to YOU! I would particularly like to hear your all new suggestions, so leave me a message or email me with one location, one sexual practice, and one random word, together with the two characters you would like to see get together, and I will do my best to do justice to your suggestion. Thanks for reading!”
However, I don’t seem to have actually acted on anyone’s suggestions. However, if anyone wishes to make suggestions I will certainly consider them!
